Best C-3PO Quotes. 1. “We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.” 2. “Sometimes, I just don’t understand human behavior. After all, I’m only trying to do my job.” 3. “This isn’t the afterlife, is it? Are droids allowed here?” 4. “In the event I don’t make it back, I want you to know you’ve been a real friend, R2. My best one, in fact.” 5.

C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad. C-3PO: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years.